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Disclaimer - the views expressed here are not necessarily the views of Fractal Jack, although they probably are.

Poll 1 - What is Rock Chocloate?

• 12 - Music
• 8 - I'm embarrased to say
• 3 - Food
• 3 - I don't know
• 2 - Hairy basist droppings
• 1 - Bum Toffee
• 1 - shit
• 1 - Rock Chocolate be the food of love. Mmmm.
• 1 - STD
• 1 - Spazzy McGee
• 1 - It is a special type of Belgian candy
• 1 - The little bit of jobbie coloured spunk that dribbles out of your nob after gay sex
• 1 - What I gave yer maw last night
• 1 - something obvious when stoned
• 1 - tom's pants

Poll 2 - Are Fractal Jack children of 'Big' Mags Haney?

• 14 - Big Mags... more like Big Slags!
• 10 - Yes
• 9 - Who the hell is Mags Haney?
• 4 - No
• 1 - Ah ken hur she shlest ma fethur
• 1 - i know for a fact that Big Magsy bore at least one of the jack, i hear tell that she became pregnant one stormy night. The moon was full and some say the wind howled like a raunchy hairless man child after the feed. Twas a faitful night to be sure because the next morn Big Mags discoverd her self full with child and a temporal gusset. She bore the little unfortunate precisely three days later, twas not a usual birth to be sure, ya see the little un' exploded hence forth from a sixth toe that had mysteriously appearerd on its mothers chin like the milky yellow discharge of a young pony's acny laden finger tips. I know this to be true because, my freinds, it was i who the tiny gap-toothed child called.....father.
• 1 - Fanny Baws!
• 1 - Mags Haney ate my hand
• 1 - Genitaly mutilated crack whores from Leith
• 1 - Yes, but not Faz. Too posh
• 1 - Aye! State a you, ya rocket...
• 1 - I am Mags Haney und ah ken whit uh didny not do when uh did didny shag Fractal Jake's Da, ken. So uh um arnie the mither, ken likes. If ye dinny want te fite aboot it, uh'll no be on tha Gowan Hill, a-straddled on them mad canuns.
• 1 - yer das are yer maws...