Not a snail, less so a Cajun, The Chief is our fruitiest member by far, owning as he does the world's largest collection of Special/Limited Edition Orange Chocolate Bars. His current Fantasy Fruit Five? Glad you asked:

1. Special Edition Orange 'Snickers' Bar
2. Limited Edition Orange 'Amazing Taste' Bar
3. Limicial Edition Orange 'Just 4 The French' Coco-Length
4. Spimited Edition Orange 'Jobby Nut Crunch'
5. Specially Limited Edition Orange 'Parrot's Nightmare!' Bar

The Chief plays guitar, holds the most common age, lives in Glasgow (though available for Nationwide rental), and shows no signs of stopping.